why do people say “don’t be a pussy” when talking about weakness more like “don’t be a man’s ego” because you know there isn’t nothing more fragile than that
because “pussy” is the shortened form of the word “pusillanimous”, which means “timid, cowardly”
and not the slang word for the female genital region?
literally no one else knows this. nobody.
half of a salmon fillet and a clarinet
This is it. This is how it started.
"hello 911 i’d like to report a murder in th-" "haha, wow you’re a little snitch. hold on a sec. HEY DAVE, CHECK OUT THIS FUCKIN SNITCH ON LINE THREE"
do ya ever bring your pet up to a mirror and ur like “that you”
you’ve been watching it for four minutes it must mean something to you
I ALMOST DIED BTW
dentist: *shoots you* you’re bleeding b/c you dont floss